The Easiest Way to Get Health Insurance? Don't Get Cancer.

@ragingmonk: Uh...it was kind of a hypothetical example that I pulled out of my ass ala Paultards and their "constitutional" arguments.

wonkette.com/politics/health-care-in-this-country-sucks/the-easiest-way-to-get-health-insurance-dont-get-cancer-324993.php

Console owners advised to 'get insurance cover'

Owners of modern hi-tech games consoles have been advised to purchase insurance cover to protect against the cost of repairing or replacing the machines in the event of accidental damage or breakdown.

www.home-cover.com/Console_owners_advised_to_'get_insurance_cover'_18089012.html